Yes, here they are, kids.  My predictions for the upcoming 2009 NFL season.  Please note, I do not care what Brett Favre does, whether he plays or not, or where.  My picks will remain the same.

NFC

NFC EAST

1. Eagles 11-5

2. Giants 9-7

3. Cowboys 9-7

4. Redskins 8-8

NFC NORTH

1. Vikings 10-6

2. Bears 10-6

3. Packers 9-7

4. Lions 3-13

NFC SOUTH

1. Saints 11-5

2. Falcons 11-5

3. Panthers 8-8

4. Buccaneers 5-11

NFC WEST

1. Cardinals 13-3

2. Seahawks 10-6

3. 49ers 8-8

4. Rams 4-12

Playoff Teams:

Cardinals, Saints, Eagles, Vikings, Falcons, Seahawks

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME:

Cardinals over Saints

AFC
AFC EAST

1. Patriots 12-4

2. Dolphins 9-7

3. Jets 8-8

4. Bills 7-9

AFC NORTH

1. Steelers 12-4

2. Ravens 9-7

3. Bengals 7-9

4. Browns 5-11

AFC SOUTH

1. Colts 12-4

2. Titans 12-4

3. Texans 10-6

4. Jaguars 6-10

AFC WEST

1. Chargers 13-3

2. Broncos 7-9

3. Raiders 6-10

4. Chiefs 4-12

Playoff Teams:

Chargers, Steelers, Patriots, Colts, Titans, Texans

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME:

Patriots over Chargers

SUPER BOWL 44:

PATRIOTS OVER CARDINALS

DARK HORSE SUPER BOWL PICK:

CHARGERS OVER SAINTS